At the outset of this essay I provide forewarning that to some, the contents may at various points appear to be cold hearted or unsympathetic. However it will be difficult to relate some views without accepting this risk. In the event that the reader is affronted I will understand the disposition to terminate review of … Continue reading The News Media Rampage →

In the Midst of a Zephyr (But the Hurricane Cometh!) ‘Yeaaah!’ was the cry echoing across the Plains of Camaltookik as the two riders rode abreast; the desire of both to assume the leading position so strong that it thrust the entourage along at breakneck speed – the thunder of hooves could be heard for … Continue reading The Tale of Willie Wimbledim Pt 5 →

The Search Begins! (Well, eventually anyway) After much to and fro, the three therapists finally hit upon some helpful information, his wife’s first name and phone number, and undertook to make the call. ‘Good morning! This is Sun Valley Sanatorium for Samophobics; we’re calling in regard to Willy.’ The therapist thought it prudent to be … Continue reading The Tale of Willie Wimbledim Pt 4 →

With the Help of a Friend! “Greetings old fellow.” “Good morning Rotherby”, replied Willy. Rotherby Gallantine was a good friend; a little on the superior side but nonetheless a loyal companion to Willy over many years. “Do you fancy lunch and an ale?”, inquired Rotherby. “I’m afraid not regarding the ale dear fellow. I’m on … Continue reading The Tale of Willie Wimbledim Pt 3 →

Copyright 2011 Larry Johnson Willy's Brother Wally THE RITZY OR THE REFINED? (Who's Side Are You On?) While Willy recovers from his dreams, an opportune moment arises to introduce his brother Wally. Way out west there’s a bustling town by the name of Kickacanalong. I’m sure you’ve heard of it. The town was run in … Continue reading The Tale of Willy Wimbledim Pt 2 →

Copyright 2011 Larry Johnson An Adventure of the Ridiculous (or a Ridiculous Adventure) He’s a Hero! Willy was taking a stroll the other day around the precincts of his new workplace – during his lunch break of course. He passed by an arcade where posters advertising the spraying of customers with carrot oil (for tanning) … Continue reading The Tale of Willy Wimbledim Pt 1 →

Copyright © 2021 Larry Johnson Thomas sat comfortably in his favourite water chair. The nurse had found him an agreeable position in the conservatory of the nursing home. ‘Are you comfortable Mr Wilson’, said the nurse. ‘Oh, I’m fine I suppose’. It was a pleasant day to rest in the conservatory. It was the middle … Continue reading The Blue Wren →

Copyright © 2021 Larry Johnson It was a fine day when Oscar awoke; and the thought occurred that it may be a morning for fishing. Having not arisen early enough there was not much prospect of considerable action with that activity, but Oscar liked his quiet time and fishing seemed to suit this disposition. Most … Continue reading A Fine Day for Fishing →